August 2011
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JEDWARD TO WIN RETURN FOR JEDWARD TO WIN...
Hello for JEDWARD fans! who are reading.
We (I) are returning because JEDWARD TO WIN is no a reapplicable name because they will win Celebrity Big Brother.
“We want to thank JEDWARD TO WIN for there massive support, because they are exclusively responsible for our winning,” JEDWARD didn’t say but would have if they heard of us.
Where have we (I) been? you probably thought,...
December 2009
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CHEATS PUSH JEDWARD OUT
Chetaers in the xFactor competition pushed out JEDWARD amidst fear of JEDWARD pwning them.
This post took ages to write as were were comatose from bafflement.
JEWARD later exacted revenge with a web campaign to push the winner from the Xmas number 1 slot.
JEDWARD fans gave Simon Cowell a collective “FUCK YOU”
thank you all, goodbye
An upset JEDWARD fan
November 2009
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JEDWARD SLAM COMPETITION LIKE A WHORE
JEDWARD fans across the country collectivly dropped one as the twins entered the final two.
Simon in his bastard cape and fangs tip tapped his fingers on the desk and the audience in the colluseum waited with misty breath on whether they would get a thumb up or down.
Lucy’s unborn child dies through her woe
It was officially divine intervention that made Simon leave it to the audience...
October 2009
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JEDWARD MAKE GIRLS FREEK
JEDWARD are reportedly makeing 4x as many girls freak out as the day before.
a scientist may have said, “the freak out growth rate is exponential, which means women are freaking out thrice as much daily, which is twice more than before JEDWARD jumped and air kicked onto the scene”.
these girls have been even getting their baps out for JEDWARD, but this is no suprise to long term...
simon 'music bastard' cowell's EVIL SCHEME:
you may have heard today on the internet that JEDWARD WON the most votes. you will not be suprised, they are super fly.
but consider this young jedwan. SIMON COWELL IS TRYING TO SCREW JEDWARD. thats right, he has leaked info for the first time to make them get less votes next week.
IGNORE THIS LEAK. YOU MUST MUST MUSTEST VOTE FOR JEDWARD MORE. JEDWARD are not safe from this terrible music...
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HAIR INSPIRED BY JEDWARD
we all know how tallest and cool is JEDWARDs hair. the internet has been aflamed with amazing inpiration from JEDWARD and we are now amidst a hair revolution.
everything about this picture says ‘wooosh! we can really sing.”
readers of this blog have been sending in their tall hair efforts and we will be comparing them to JEDWARD.
this is a good effort. you will notice his hair...
CORRECT GRAMMAR FOR JEDWARD:
there is only exclusively one rule for when writing the word JEDWARD”: always write it like this, JEDWARD. this is always in capticals and as loud as possible.
as well as this one rule there is just one excelption, of using the best describing words. these are probably called nouns. consider the order of real words:
BEST
BESTER
BESTEST
of course, none of these correctly identify...
JEDWARD TO WIN!
what do you think? leave your comments, but they must be positive or we will keep your name on a list for when JEDWARD are in charge.