JEDWARD TO WIN X FACTOR CAMPAIGN

Oct 27

simon ‘music bastard’ cowell’s EVIL SCHEME:

you may have heard today on the internet that JEDWARD WON the most votes. you will not be suprised, they are super fly.

but consider this young jedwan. SIMON COWELL IS TRYING TO SCREW JEDWARD. thats right, he has leaked info for the first time to make them get less votes next week.

IGNORE THIS LEAK. YOU MUST MUST MUSTEST VOTE FOR JEDWARD MORE. JEDWARD are not safe from this terrible music business, theyre talent will be taken advantage of and we must cusion them with telephonic voting.

THEY NEED YOUR VOTE OR THEY WILL STARVE.*

*pioneer louis walsh is a real pro when it comes to nurturing talent but his his methods are pretty hardcore, and they include starving and the naughty step. apparently he’s pretty hardcore into his supernanny, which incidently is why his sky+ box is ALWAYS full.

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john and edward are in real life called JEDWARD can can win X-FACTOR, not only because they are evidently the best singers but also because they are super fly performers and have the longest upwardest hair.

SO LISTEN

simon said he would quit if they won. we can actually do this, it would bring about the collapse of TV and usher in a new era of purely JEDWARD entertainment, which is far less opinionateded.

VOTE AT WEEKENDs SO ENSURE A SECURE FUTURE FOR YOUR FAMILY, you must or you are selfishest





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