JEDWARD SLAM COMPETITION LIKE A WHORE
JEDWARD fans across the country collectivly dropped one as the twins entered the final two.
Simon in his bastard cape and fangs tip tapped his fingers on the desk and the audience in the colluseum waited with misty breath on whether they would get a thumb up or down.
Lucy’s unborn child dies through her woe
It was officially divine intervention that made Simon leave it to the audience to decide, and guess what, the audience loves JEDWARD for their tallest hair, which was notably taller than evar.
“Lucy was quite fit but does not haave fly dance moves like us” JEDWARD may have said.
Louis’ efforts behind the scenes however, passing money to the right people and working the press and rigging phone lines, was not the real reason for JEDWARDS survival on Sunday.
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